My News

When I was born, The Times cost 80p, a cinema ticket cost £6.50 and a carton of milk cost 36p.

Obama has just been elected as the next president of the USA . . and I sure hope he sorts out the credit crunch so I can afford my first car.

The current No.1 is 'Hero' by the X-Factor finalists.  Having now heard daddy sing, he would struggle to make those pathetic out-takes.